In this world's most predictable news of the day, Evelyn Lozada is divorcing husband Chad Johnson, ending their marriage after six weeks.

She filed legal docs today in Florida, claiming her marriage is "irretrievably broken." The trigger for the divorce was the domestic violence incident over the weekend, in which Chad Johnson was arrested after allegedly head-butting her during an argument.

According to the divorce docs, the couple had a prenup. But since the marriage was shorter than Kim Kardashian's (Wow!), that may not even matter.

Read it at TMZ.