The inside of Lindsay Lohan's brain is composed of vodka, PediaLite and one failed Tyra Banks music video, but this hasn't deterred Team Oprah from offering her $2 million actual American dollars to feature an 8-part docuseries on OWN about LiLo's life and struggles. (For context, she got $1 million from her Playboy shoot.) In addition to the paycheck, she gets two assistants and a stylist.

Apparently they've been negotiating for months, and Lindsay actually signed the deal at Betty Ford, so tuck that away in the "It's like ray-yayn on your wedding dayYYYY" file.

Read it at Jezebel.