Internet folk hero Antoine Dodson, most recently seen slow jamming and pissing off his legions of fans by supporting Chik-fil-A, has apparently renounced his homosexuality for religious reasons. Do you hear that? No, it’s not the sound of a rapist crashing through a bedroom window in the Lincoln Park Projects — it’s the sound of your heart shattering into a million pieces.

According to Dodson’s Facebook page, the shining YouTube star has decided that he’s “no longer into homosexuality.” His explanation is long and riddled with allusions to Israel:

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