Darren “non-consensual sex” Sharper has been indicted in Tempe, Arizona for two counts of sexual assault and three counts of administering dangerous drugs. The former NFL Network commentator is accused of raping two women in the state last November; this is in addition to the charges he’s facing in New Orleans, where he is also accused of drugging and sexually assaulting two more women. This dude is like an un-welcome wagon traversing America.

Sharper was formally charged in Arizona on Tuesday, reports USA Today, but he was busy in a Los Angeles jail for those other New Orleans, Louisiana charges, for which he’s been incarcerated since February 27. The New Orleans counts of sexual assault aren’t to be confused with the charges he’s also facing in California, where he pleaded not guilty on February 20 to felony charges and was released on $1 million bail, with a ridiculous stipulation: The condition required that he didn't go to nightclubs or spend time alone with any women he didn't know before Oct. 30, the date of the first alleged incident in Los Angeles.

Oh, and Sharper has also been accused of sexual assault in Nevada and Florida. For those of you keeping score at home, that's five states.

Read it at Jezebel.