Kanye West Charged with Battery and Attempted Grand Theft Auto in Pap Attack
Remember when Kanye West went ham on that photographer at LAX back in July? Welp, Yeezy baby has been hit with a one-two banger, charged with criminal battery and attempted grand theft auto for the assault. His hearing is scheduled for October 10, and if convicted, he faces up to a year in the slammer. (Yeezus!) Bet he won’t be talking like a Kardashian and walking around wearing kilts then.
Jay & Bey Serenade LeBron & Savannah at Wedding Ceremony
It must be nice to be superstar. LeBron James and longtime boo Savannah Brinson finally tied the knot on Saturday, and let’s just say they got a special treat that most could only dream of. Jay Z and Beyoncé topped off their star-studded ceremony at San Diego’s lavish Grand Del Mar Hotel with a live rendition of “Crazy in Love” during the couple’s reception. So yeah, it’s official… Bron-Bron is a certified member of the power club. Win another championship ring and he just might get Oprah to host his next after-party.
Gucci Mane Jailed in Atlanta
I don’t know if Gucci Mane is having a 33-year-old mid-life crisis, high off a bad batch of Lord knows what, or just plain ol’ loopy, but dude has been jumping off the wall this month. He bombed damn near the entire music industry on Twitter, was caught on cam fighting fans at Atlanta’s Lenox Mall, and finished off the week with a nice long trip to his favorite get-away on Saturday: the slammer. Gucci was going psycho-killer on a friend, who fearfully flagged down 5-0 for some help. When the cops intervened, Burr face went ballistic and ended up getting knocked for possession of weed, a gun and wildin’ out on the cops. Shame, shame, shame.