Jay Z and Beyoncé will reportedly skip the Kanye West and Kim Kardashian wedding because they’re not trying to be on E! slumming with the lesser.

According to a source (to a British tabloid, which likely makes it BS, but whatever): “Jay Z would be there if it wasn’t going to be such a public event. Instead he’s making it up to his mate by throwing him the most extravagant stag do (bachelor party) known to man. It will cost a small fortune – and to top it all off, he’s chucked a £100,000 yacht rental in there as a wedding gift as well.” [The Sun]

So apparently Michael Jackson used to have to tell his chauffeur, “Driver, roll up the partition please. I don’t need you seeing Mike-Mike’s glossy glove below her knees.” Speaking with Good Morning America, three of the King of Pop’s bodyguards – Mike Garcia, Bill Whitfield and Javon “BJ” Beard – confirmed that MJ used to get his date on.

Whitfield said, “Being a man…men know men…and we [were] around him long enough to know…he was a man.” Garcia added that MJ had  “desires of women like we do. He had lovers.”

They added that MJ “had at least two steady girlfriends and that on dates a discreet curtain would be lowered in the backseat of his cars so the King of Pop could get intimate in private.” Whitfield went on, “You couldn’t see in the back seat. They talked back there…they didn’t do nothing out of bounds…you can hear the kissing.” [theGrio]

 

Sundy Carter, aka "the really evil one on Basketball Wives LA," has opened up about her alleged affair with former New York Knicks star Larry Hughes. If you missed that old LSA tea, Sundy had an affair with Hughes that produced a child. It recently came up on the season finale of Basketball Wives LA after evil Sundy taunted co-star Brandi Maxiell about the conception problems she’s faced as a result of her past bout with ovarian cancer.

When asked about the affair and the child it produced, Sundy mouthed off a bunch of deflective nonsense while noting, “Clearly it wasn’t immaculate conception…we knowingly did this.” You don’t say,  [Hip Hollywood]

In a separate interview, Brandi Maxiell addressed reality TV’s answer to Ursula, the Sea Witch, Sundy Carter, explaining: “She spoke very ill about my health and my family — not once, but twice. She also spoke badly about another cast member’s son. I forgive very easily and normally let go of things easily, however, I don’t respect creatures like her and have no plans of ever being her friend.”

On whether or not they’ll ever make up, Brandi said, “Do I forgive her? Absolutely not! Sundy is a disgrace of a person who has a heart of darkness!” Guilty as charged. [Hollywood Life]

The cast of the seventh season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta has not been confirmed yet, but it’s looking more and more like fans shouldn’t expect to see both Kenya Moore and Porsha Williams return. An insider close to the show tells E! that it is “highly doubtful that both women will return in light of their altercation on the first part of the reality series’ reunion special. I have a feeling if they keep anyone, it’ll be Kenya.' That makes me sad. FREE PORSHA. [E! News]

Despite protest, Columbus Short will have to get out of the home he now used to share with estranged wife (who is getting a divorce), Tanee Short. Tanee filed a restraining order against Columbus, claiming that during a fight on April 7, Columbus pinned her down, choked her, and threatened to stab her unless she admitted to having affairs. Columbus wanted to move back into their home, but a judge said no and gave him two hours Monday to get his stuff out of the house and gon’ somewhere. [TMZ]

Joining him in the divorce pool is Cuba Gooding Jr., whose wife, Sara Kapfer recently filed for divorce, citing “irreconcilable differences.” Tell your White homegirls, Cuba is back on the prowl. I’m kidding. Well, not really, but sad news all the same or whatever. [Page Six]

Is Erica Mena really about to release a sex tape? Despite rumors that Vivid Entertainment – the same company behind Mimi Faust and Nikko’s porno – is denying reports that they are in possession of a “stolen” sex tape. However, if there’s one around, they are ready to buy it. Steven Hirsch founder said in response to the reports, “We would love to talk to Erica. We are always looking for hot new celebs and Erica would fit in perfectly.” Make it stop. [Hollywood Life]

 

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When asked if fans can expect another “Super Bass” from Nicki Minaj anytime soon, the rapper said “Hell no.” Joy to the damn world. Rap Nicki has come to toss Pop Nicki back into a closet. Let Earth receive her King.

The rumored cast of Love & Hip Hop: LA is as follows: Ray-J– Brandy’s Brother, actor/R&B singer;Teairra Marí-Ray-J’s ex girlfriend; Princess Love-Ray-J’s current girlfriend; Morgan Hardman-Ray-J’s assistant; Omarion-singer/actor; Apryl Jones-Omarion’s child's mama; Yung Berg: doesn't matter; Yesi Ortiz-Power 106 DJ and Miss Joie-mother of Bow Wow’s daughter.

I have nothing. [The Urban Daily]

Michael Arceneaux is a writer who blogs at thecynicalones.com, tweets at @youngsinick, and praises Beyoncé’s name everywhere he goes.