Word has let out that Joan Rivers insulted North West, the new daughter of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. During a performance at the Saban Theater in Los Angeles, Joan said, “That baby is ugly… I’ve never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a waxing.” I know she’s a comedian, but Nori is a baby, who not lay off? Then again, if your face looks worse than Nori’s soiled diaper, you probably have no use for decency. [Radar]
During her appearance on The Arsenio Hall Show, Kenya Moore claims that Apollo Nida, the husband of her co-star Phaedra Parks, likes “extracurricular activities.” Meanwhile, she blasted fellow housewife, Porsha
Stewart Williams, describing her as both “dumb” and “ignorant.” Based on her own antics on the show, I’m still not convinced that Kenya Moore isn’t doing performance art on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
Speaking of Porsha Williams, a judge has recently allowed the Grandview Condominium Association to garnish Porsha's wages in light of their claims that she’s behind on her homeowner’s dues. You can’t see me, but I’m turning on Teena Marie’s “Déjà vu” and thinking of Sheree Whitfield and NeNe Leakes, season one of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. [The YBF]
Ray Ray from Mindless Behavior just celebrated his 18th birthday, but the celebration may have been spoiled as he now he can add himself to the list of people with their crotches visible to the world to see on the Internet. Don’t tell your little sister and/or little brother. [Miss Jia]
The National Enquirer, the godfather of lies minus the occasional dumb luck, claims that Clive Davis is developing a biopic based on the life of the late Whitney Houston. That sounds pretty believable, only the catch is there is allegedly a fight between Bobbi Kristina Brown and Dionne Warwick and Cissy Houston over the direction of the movie.
The source says: “Clive is not giving in to their demands. He’s told Whitney’s family that this movie is a labor of love for him, and he’s calling all the shots. But Clive has blown Cissy and Dionne off,” the insider added. “He feels that Meagan [Good] will bring dignity and gravitas to the role.”
As for rumors that Tyler Perry will direct: “Krissi is definitely on Team Tyler, which is causing terrible tension within her family,” disclosed the insider. “She’s also hoping Clive and Tyler will give her some type of supporting role. It’s just terrible that this tug of war is going on over Whitney’s legacy. It would have broken her heart to see her loved ones fighting so viciously.”
I rebuke all of this. [National Enquirer]
As the Wendy Williams of yore continues to creep back into the tone of her daytime talk show, LeToya Luckett found herself answering questions about her sex life and why she’s unmarried.
On that, the singer and Single Ladies star explained: “I don’t really like to date. I’m very to myself. I can be very picky but at the same time I can be very patient with waiting on God and who ever he has for me. I will wait on that. I stay doing things in my career and try to grow in my career. I think a lot of times as women we feel pressure from our parents, our friends, we see our friends get married. I’m in my 30s.”
God, log into the OKCupid CPU and stop playing with Toya. [The Jasmine Brand]
After rejecting his marriage proposal, Joe Budden says he is done with Tahiry. When asked if they’d ever be able to work it out and move forward with their relationship, Joe Budden said in response, “No way. No way. I’m never doing that again. That would never happen again. Ever ever ever ever.” [Hip Hop DX]
Birdman of Cash Money has reportedly sought to trademark the name “Visionaire Sports Group” with their sights set on launching a sports agency because apparently sports agencies appear to be the new Vokal and Ciroc. [Jocks & Stiletto Jill]
There are rumors that Peter Gunz and Amina Buddafly are expecting a baby as they were spotted out applying for Medicaid. I…got nothing. Good luck and God bless. [Rhymes With Snitch]
So in a very eye opening and hilarious interview with Coko and LeLee of SWV, we learned that LeeLee used to be engaged with radio personality Ed Lover, though when they went array, she messed up his car.
As the story goes (by way of LeLee):
“I’m so glad me and Ed are at a great point in our lives right now. We went through so much but you know when you are thinking that you are going to be with somebody, then you leave them? My mother had passed away and he came to my mother’s funeral and told my family, ‘I’m going to take care of her. We’re going to be together.’ Then it kind of went dead, then the next thing you know, ‘Hey, I got something to tell you. I’m back with…’
I was like, ‘Okay.’ I got on the next flight and did what I had to do. I was in Atlanta and I had just buried my mother.
I f-cked that car up! It was me and my sister. The car was in a parking community. The security guard was familiar with me so he was like “Hey, how are you doing?” So my sister was afraid to do it because the way the parking lot was set up it was a little light. So you could really see if you’re one of those nosey neighbors. I was like, ‘Look damnit, if you’re going to f-ck this car up, you better do it now.’ When you sneaking you just got to do it! I feel so bad about that but I tore it up.
I felt so bad. I think he wanted to put a bullet to my head. I got the hell out of New Jersey after that but I love Ed and he’ll always be my baby.”
For the record, the interview overall was hilarious. SWV are the aunties of R&B and I can’t get enough. [Necole Bitchie]
Michael Arceneaux is from the land of Beyoncé, but now lives in the city of Master Splinters. Follow him at @youngsinick.