The Cute Cook's Super Bowl Tailgate Menu

You've invited everyone over. You've cleaned your house through and through. You've purchased a TV that rivals the screens at an AMC theater.  You are hosting an EPIC Superbowl party, but you have NO idea what to serve.  No one wants to go to all that trouble just to come over your house and eat cold Popeyes...(not that cold Popeyes isn’t great once or twice in a while). You've gone to great lengths to make sure your guests are comfortable and impressed by your humble abode. You have to make sure their bellies are sated as well!  Consider making some of my delightful sliders, a delectable dip, a delicious veggie dish, and a divine dessert that could easily double as a cocktail.

Everything on this menu is tapas/appetizer/hors d'oeuvres size so your guests move around your crib easily without having to lug around a dinner plate and flatware. Each and every one of the recipes on The Cute Cook’s Tailgate Menu is fast, easy, and fun to make. Best of all, most of these goodies can be made in advance, which will allow you to kick back with the homies and enjoy that monster truck of a television you copped just for the game. The Super Bowl is a lot better if you can actually enjoy the festivities instead of slaving away in the kitchen and missing all the highlights and commercials they're sure to be gabbing about Monday morning at the water cooler. 

International (Player's Anthem) Sliders

These burgers don't have anything to do with UGK. I just like the name and LOVE the song. Plus, it’s a football party, right? Players, “Players Anthem”…get it? Okay, I’m lame.

  • 2 large onions, finely chopped
  • Kosher or sea salt to taste
  •  2 ½ pounds of ground beef or ground turkey
  • 2 medium onions, peeled and grated (reserve the juice)
  • Freshly ground black pepper, garlic and onion powder to taste
  • 24 slider-sized buns (about 2 1/2- to 3-inches across)
  • 24 slices of cheese (American, cheddar and mozzerella are easy crowd pleasers)
  • Condiments (pickle slices, ketchup, mustard) as desired

Toss half of diced onions with salt and set aside for about 10 minutes. Meanwhile, season meat to taste and mix in grated onions. Divide meat into 24 evenly sized balls, which you then flatten into evenly sized patties. Place patties on a large plastic plate and place them in the fridge until ready to cook 

Spray a heavy 12-inch skillet with non-stick spray or use a small dollop of butter; sauté remaining diced onions on medium heat for about five minutes. Add six patties to the skillet at a time and cook on low heat to your desired doneness. Spray a heavy 12-inch skillet with non-stick spray or use a small dollop of butter; sauté remaining diced onions on medium heat for about five minutes. Add six patties to the skillet at a time and cook on low heat to your desired doneness. 

MommaCutie's Spinach Artichoke Dip

  • 1 container of pre-washed baby spinach
  • 1 jar of artichoke hearts
  • 1 jar premade Alfredo sauce
  • 1-2 cups shredded parmesean cheese to taste (the more you add, the sharper the taste)

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Rinse & strain artichoke hearts. Chop artichoke hearts and spinach into tiny pieces. Mix the ingredients together in a mixing bowl well so that the spinach and artichokes are coated by the sauce. Pour mix into small oven safe bowl or dish and bake until golden & bubbly. Serve warm with tortilla chips or sliced bread

Popeye Tarts

Folks who've been drinking may not abide by the no-double-dipping rules of the manor.  But what is a game day party without a few cocktails or beers? In order to avoid Super Bowl soiree casualties, serve your dip as Popeye Tarts instead. These can be used for any dip, but are especially tasty with creamy ones.

  • 2-3 containers of puff pastry shells (found in the freezer section of your grocery store. Note, for a more inexpensive version of this recipe, you can substitute the pastry shells for Tostito's Scoop chips)

Lay your pastry shells on the cookie sheet in one layer. If using the chips, make sure to ONLY use complete chips. Broken ones will not work in this recipe. Take roughly one teaspoon of the spinach mixture and fill each shell/chip on the cookie sheet. Place cookie sheet in the oven and bake until filling bubbles and browns.  Serve warm. 

Caprese Kabobs

  • Bamboo skewers
  • 1 pound container of Buffalo mozzarella balls
  • 4 pounds grape tomatoes
  • Fresh washed basil

Slice each piece of mozzarella into three discs. Slice each tomato in half. Sandwich each disc of mozzarella between the tomato halves. Slide each combination onto a skewer. Slice the fresh basil into ribbons. Arrange the kabobs on a platter and garnish with the basil ribbons

Jack & Coke Cake Pops

I always like at least one of my party desserts to be 80 proof or better. This cake is a great improvement on the Southern classic rum balls dessert.  If you don't have a cake pop