Michelle Malkin

5 Things I Won't Miss About Election Season

Damon Young lists a few things unique to election season that he can do without

Damon Young

by Damon Young, November 06, 2012

Michelle Malkin

Michelle Malkin

actually educated.

Text messages, phone calls, Facebook status messages, emails, and letters from the Obama campaign

If Obama wins tonight, I plan on using all of the pro-Obama material I've received in the last year to create a small bonfire in my driveway. I'll invite some friends, hire a DJ, and we'll roast hotdogs and marshmallows and dance around it while listening to "My President is (Still) Black."

If he loses, I still plan on having the bonfire, and I'm still going to invite friends. I may still even hire a DJ. (He'd obviously have to play a different song.) No hot dogs and marshmellows, though.

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