NRA frontman and “jackbooted thugs” scholar Wayne LaPierre has a new cover story out in an Election Day edition of the group’s magazine, America’s First Freedom.

The gist: “Vote Your Guns In November,” because so much danger is closing in on Obama’s America you should be shitting yourself with fear.

“Brace yourself,” LaPierre starts. “You won’t hear about this from the mainstream media… But the reality is that we may be living in some of the most dangerous times in human history”: