There are some things that happen in the news that simply defy words and all you can say is, "What The?!"
9/23 A naked man claiming to be Jesus rode a CTA train Read more at Chicagoist
9/24 A duck was spotted in a New York City subway station Read more at Gothamist
9/25 A dog shot a hunter in the leg with a shotgun Read more at Minneapolis Star Tribune
9/26 A bear walked into an Alaskan bar, promptly leaves after being refused service Read more at KTOO News
9/27 A Florida man attempted to pay his water bill with an envelope full of crack cocaine Read more at West Volusia Beacon