There are some things that happen in the news that simply defy words and all you can say is, "What The?!"

9/23 A naked man claiming to be Jesus rode a CTA train Read more at Chicagoist

9/24 A duck was spotted in a New York City subway station Read more at Gothamist

9/25 A dog shot a hunter in the leg with a shotgun Read more at Minneapolis Star Tribune

9/26 A bear walked into an Alaskan bar, promptly leaves after being refused service Read more at KTOO News

9/27 A Florida man attempted to pay his water bill with an envelope full of crack cocaine Read more at West Volusia Beacon