There are some things that happen in the news that simply defy words and all you can say is, "What The?!"

5/19 Woman hit by her own car at car wash Read more at New York Post

5/20 Intoxicated man arrested after attempting to have sex with a picnic table and ATM at a bar Read more at UPI

5/21 Man sues stripper for the return of his Harry Potter DVDs Read more at Gawker

5/22 Man steals bread truck, makes bread deliveries in his underwear Read more at New York Post