Look, I’d be lying if I said I gave any f*cks about this show. In fact, I’m watching purely to write about it. This isn’t normal. There was a time when I used to enjoy this show because I was guaranteed at least SOMETHING worthwhile. That could be the case this year as well, but the truth is, since Being Mary Jane’s season went off, I’ve not actually ventured to BET…maybe ever.

I don’t think my experience is unique either. Which makes the idea of a BET Awards show very interesting. If nobody pays attention to your shit, why are you even in the business of grand pomp and circumstance. I’m not sure you can afford this, BET.

Moving on to the awards recap. I shall drink during this. This could be interesting because of said drinking. Jack and Coke. Word to ‘Murica.