Rihanna Passes 4 Billion Views on YouTube, Calls All Other Artists “Basic”
Pop megastar Rihanna recently reached the four billion mark in YouTube views, and let’s just say the feat has made her already swollen head just a tad bit bigger. She announced the accomplishment on Twitter and added the caption, “Your fave is basic!! #VEVOEmpress.” Whoa, whoa, whoa! That forehead is throwing waaaay too much shade! But hey, these talentless artists with the low VEVO views must be comfortable under RiRi’s umberella. Otherwise they’d be upping their fist-pumping anthems, bare-boob escapades and twerk sessions to touch four billion plays too.
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Zoe Saldana Secretly Married?
Zoe Saldana just might be a new wife and U.O.E.N.O.! Ms. Slick Rick full of a bag of tricks was spotted in London on Monday night with her man, former Italian soccer player and esteemed artist Marc Perego, rocking a gold band and a fat engagement ring. Marc was blinging with a band of his own, yet the two slicksters kept busting the Macarena with their left hand, trying to hide their rings from the paps. But y’all ain’t slick Zoe… that girl probably done pulled a Kerry Washington!