The British version of GQ Magazine has given singer Chris Brown the unique distinction of being the worst dressed man on the planet. Harsh words from someone who put Kristen Stewart on their front cover. Okay, maybe this was a tad bit harsher:

“For someone who seems to have so much disposable income—he boasts on one track about spending “15 grand on a phone” and charged over $500 for meet-and-greets on his last tour—Brown seems utterly adverse to investing in tailoring, combining the worst excesses of XXL sizing with a penchant for deeply unflattering costumes,” the article reads.

Ouch! The “thuggish rapper-slash-singer” is suggested by the glossy rag that he is incapable of putting an outfit together and presents this slideshow as their exhibit A. While Chris Breezy’s casually questionable costumes leave much to be desired—is he truly the worst dressed man on the planet? Who else might qualify for this dubious distinction?