DMX Runs Naked Through Detroit Hotel

With the stunts he’s been pulling as of late, I think that it’s safe to say that DMX’s “Party Up (Up in Here)” should be made his official theme song. TMZ got their hands on a surveillance video of the rowdy rapper running butt-booty naked through the halls of a Detroit hotel last weekend. In the midst of a corridor full of workers, D dips behind a wall, drops his drawers, speed races down the hall (his face is hilarious! Dude had his tongue out and all), runs back and slips into his boxers; then walks back into his room like nothing ever happened. I don’t know if it was just a dare or _____. Either way, let this be a lesson kids: just say no.

Read it at TMZ.

Gucci Mane Kisses and Tells on Nicki Minaj, Fantasia, Ciara, Etc.

I don’t know who pissed Gucci Mane off, but he sure went berserk on Twitter yesterday afternoon. Grumpy Gucci fired a series of shots naming industry chicks he says he popped off and dropped off. He detailed sexcapades with Ciara, Nicki Minaj, Fantasia, Monica, Black Chyna, Keyshia Cole, Buffy the Body, Mya, Kelly Rowland, plus more. (Well damn!) But boy, he really went in on Nicki, and from the dirt he ditched on her, let’s just say… she’s a very freaky girl. Tell-a-Tale-but-Can’t-Write-or-Spell Mane bashed a few rappers in the process of his unruly rampage too. It’s just too bad he has the grammar of a remedial first grader.

Read it at Rhymes with Snitch.                                

Janet Jackson Shops for Islamic Attire in Dubai

Janet Jackson—formerly Miss Jackson if you’re nasty, freaky deke sex symbol of the world, now reformed and sanctified wife of billionaire Qatari tycoon Wissam Al Mana—was recently spotted at an abaya boutique in Dubai shopping for the traditional garb of Muslim women. A worker at the shop snapped a few photos of Mrs. Anytime, Anyplace Mana, scanning the racks and taking notes before she made a few orders and strolled to her ride. Never saw it coming, but I ain’t mad at you, J. Do what you have to do to keep that Arab money! Just remember: with a body like that, you can do all the covering you want, but there’s just some things you cannot hide.

Read it at Gulf News.