After watching our FLOTUS kick Ellen Degeneres’ behind in a push-up duel on Ellen‘s talk show (although, to Helen’s credit, it looked like she caught the ole “varsity limp” and may have let the First Lady win), you can’t help but ask what can’t the Obamas collectively do? Lead the nation? Check. Produce beautiful daughters? Check. Catch houseflies with their bare hands and Bin Laden? Check. Have Angela Bassett-esque arms that inspire widespread envy and emulation? Check. Sing Al Green songs? Check.

We know we’re supposed to be (somewhat) impartial here, but we have to ask: Are we the only ones who just can’t help being impressed and inspired by this family?