There are some things that happen in the news that simply defy words and all you can say is, "What The?!"

11/18 Naked Chicago woman stops a CTA train claiming to be the 'goddess of the train" Read more at The Sun Times

11/20 Georgia woman arrested for biting her boyfriend's penis during fight Read more at Rolling Out

11/21 Texas man leads police on chase in two Car2Go Smart cars Read more at KXAN