Turns out Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson is only in hiding when he wants to be—over the last week or so, he reportedly auditioned at least five TV anchors at a "secret location" in preparation for a sympathetic interview. Wilson disappeared immediately after he fatally shot 18-year-old Michael Brown in August, and hasn't been heard from since—which has had some major consequences for the prosecutors assigned to his arrests. Last month, a judge let a man facing felony drug charges walk because of Wilson's absence, which prosecutors say has scuttled a number of their cases.