There are some things that happen in the news that simply defy words and all you can say is, "What The?!"

1/20 Florida teen steals 850 pairs of underwear from Victoria's Secret Read more at NBC Miami

1/21 A college professor lies and reports work laptop stolen to hide porn stash Read more United Press International

1/22 Drunk woman stuck in snow posts Craigslist ad asking for an emergency run to Taco Bell Read more at Gawker

1/24 Florida man wants to show personal sex tapes in court to jury Read more at The Sun Sentinel