There are some things that happen in the news that simple defy words and all you can say is, "What The?!"
3/18 Teen shoots himself in the groin, tells police ninjas are to blame Read more at The Chicago Tribune
3/20 Virginia rapper attempts to sacrifice friend to join the Illuminati Read more at The Richmond Times Dispatch
3/21 Irate man podium stage during Kansas City mayor's state of the city address Read more at Mediaite
3/22 Georgia man gets stuck in outdoor toilet for over an hour Read more at Dalton Daily Citizen
