There are some things that happen in the news that simple defy words and all you can say is, "What The?!"

3/25 New York woman attempts to steal power saw by putting it beneath her skirt Read more at Gothamist

3/26 NFL player Shaun Roberts robbed of over $400,000 worth of jewelry after having sex with groupie Read more at CBS News

3/27 DC man sentenced to four years in prison for trying to kill wife using voodoo Read more at The Washington Post

3/28 Woman assaults boyfriend, throws prosthetic leg out of window so he can't chase her Read more at The Huffington Post