There are some things that happen in the news that simply defy words and all you can say is, "What The?!"

7/29 A man named Joe Honesty was arrested for allegedly calling in a fake bomb threat Read more at DCist

7/30 A Georgia family finds a 7-foot Kentucky Fried Chicken bucket in front lawn Read more at NBC 26 Augusta

7/31 A man attempted to smuggle his pet turtle on a plane inside of a hamburger Read more at Kotaku

8/2 A Philadelphia news reporter was mooned live on air Read more at Deadspin