There are some things that happen in the news that simply defy words and all you can say is, "What The?!"

1/13 A pimp sues Nike for lack of warning label after beating victim with Air Jordans Read more at The Oregonian

1/14 A woman sued her lawyers for not telling her that divorce would end her marriage Read more at The Huffington Post

1/15 A parrot snitched on its drunk driving owner at a police checkpoint Read more at NY Daily News

1/16 Drug dealers call the cops after teenagers steal their weed Read more at Rolling Out

1/17 A woman claims to be addicted to smelling and chewing dirty diapers Read more at Jezebel