There are some things that happen in the news that simply defy words and all you can say is, "What The?!"

3/17 Mental patient takes ambulance on 30-mile joyride Read more at KOCO

3/18 A man takes a Chihuahua on a bank robbery Read more at AZ Central

3/19 Florida woman allegedly sets fire to car after man refuses to buy her a McFlurry Read more at WFTV

3/21 Woman steals Hulk Hogan's shoe from a Florida gift shop Read more at First Coast News