There are some things that happen in the news that simply defy words and all you can say is, "What The?!"

4/14 Woman sends 8-year-old daughter on a beer run Read more at Global Grind

4/15 A single squirrel causes $300,000 in damages to building Read more at Huffington Post

4/17 Missing toddler found inside of a claw machine Read more at WOWT NBC Omaha

4/18 A man named Edward Cocaine was arrested for drug possession Read more at Gawker