There are some things that happen in the news that simply defy words and all you can say is, “What The?!”

5/5 Man gets year in jail for pouring hot sauce on puppy Read more at UPI

5/6 Man allegedly hands police officer a beer instead of drivers license during traffic stop Read more at The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

5/7 Florida man says he wants to marry his “porn filled Apple computer” in federal gay marriage case Read more at The Broward/Palm Beach New Times

5/9 High school student arrested for mailing feces to vice principal Read more at UPI