There are some things that happen in the news that simply defy words and all you can say is, "What The?!"

8/12 A naked man was tasered and arrested after allegedly stealing a car and taking it for a joyride Read more at The State

8/13 A man allegedly steals an ambulance for a ride home from police station Read more at Phoenix New Times

8/14 A man called the police to help retrieve his stolen safe full of weed Read more at The Murfreesboro Post

8/15 A man attempted to withdraw money from Michelle Obama's bank account claiming to be her adopted son Read more at NY Daily News

8/16 An "African Lion" is outed as a big, furry dog at a Chinese zoo after it barks Read more at CNN